lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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(Source: lubricates, via bullied)

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uhmeliamay:

spenceromg:

uhmeliamay:

my dad asked me if my curling iron was a sex toy

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HAHAHA AMELIA YOU AND YOUR BLOG NEED TO STOP BEING SO CUTE AND FUNNY ILY 

STOP YOURE TOO SWEET TO ME XX

(Source: uhmeliamay, via vanitiy)

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demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

(via bullied)

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monobeartheater:

rairatrio:

please stop romanticizing skeleton hell

um… no?

(Source: wormparty, via asvprock)

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sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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(via thedesolationofdav)

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